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Give your body an unusual upgrade in new year!

Milton James has discovered the wonderful adaptability afforded a human being equipped with Multiple Insertion Slots™ (MIS). He wants to share it with you! Apply now and receive three new orifices for free! Then go online to our website (www.missolutions.com) to browse our diverse selection of Insertables™ and Attachables™. Unlock the full potential of your body today!
Available Insertables include ParrotWings™, DremmelBits™, TentacleFeelers™, and much more!
Adults 18 years and older also check out our special Adults Only section!

1 comment:

[n]Evan said...

That's stretching creepy. ; P